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"I used to be afraid to go to sleep. (wide eyes)  I had scary dreams. Sometimes I was lost and couldn’t find my Mommy. . . But now I love Bedtime! . . . . . . . . . . . . .Don’t fall asleep without it!"  

" . . . .Sour Patch kids are yummy, gummy candies.  (make a sour face)  The first bite is sooooo sour. (close eyes and make a dreamy face)   But the next bite is soooooo sweet. . . . . . . . . )  

"The Bluey Bundle Home.  Have you seen it?  It has four different rooms, beds, chairs and an outdoor patio.  Everything I need to act out all my favorite Bluey family scenes.  Sometimes I pretend to be Bandit . . . . . . "

" . . . . .I’ll close my eyes, (close eyes) rub my Hatchimal and then (open eyes with excitement) my pet will hatch. Cute, furry and it talks to me. That’s so cool! . . . . " 

"Are your glass slippers hurting your feet? Tired of waiting for your Fairy Godmother to bring you some new ones?  I was. . . . . . "

"I’ve been building sand castles and look at me!  (Spread arms wide) No sand anywhere.  I’m still as pretty as a princess (hair toss) because I used Kinetic Sand.  You can build anything with Kinetic Sand. . . . . ."

"I love surprises! (Big smile) That’s why I adore LOL Surprise Dolls. The dolls come inside a beautiful ball.  I always try to guess what’s inside. . . . . "

"When Peter Pan asks “Do you believe in fairies?”, I always say “Yes, yes, I do believe in fairies! (dreamy face and voice)  So beautiful.  So magical.  And now I can collect my own fairies with my Got2Glow Fairy Finder. . . . . . . "

" . . . . . The Playset has four rooms to play in and fifteen play pieces, including Peppa, Suzy and George. (Tilt head to one side) I wonder if it comes with mud puddles. . . . . ."

"Cowabunga! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are on Hulu. That means Donatello is on Hulu.  He’s my favorite.  . . . . . . .So what are you waiting for?  Tune into Hulu today to see Donnie save the World. (wink or nod head) Trust me, it’s radical!"      

" . . . . . I told my parents “No high tech toys for me.”  But then I saw the Little Live Pet Snuggles.(eyes soften) A puppy that you can hold  . . . . . IT SNUGGLES!  I can’t resist. . . " 

"“Paw Patrol is on a roll!” (Voice changes to warm sharing tones) When I grow up, I’m going to have a team of Rescue dogs like the Paw Patrol. (add excitement to voice) I want to jump in a Paw Patrol racer and join all the other pups as they race to save the day. . . . . "  

" . . . . . It looks like a Turtle but when you open it up, (spread arms as if opening) a Dojo is inside. (excited) It’s so cool! There’s a cannon and a Leonardo and Cockroach villain to battle it out . . . . . "

".. . . .   You can play with Legos, go on rides surrounded by Legos, or just relax and look at all the great Lego sculptures. Miniland is amazing. Every major planet from the Star Wars movie is in Miniland. . . . . .  . ."  

" . . . . . . Pomsies are cuddly, virtual pets that react when you pet them. (excited)  It’s so cool! You can cuddle them, tickle them and even brush their fur. Why I can face anything when I’m wearing my Pomsie. (make a face)  Even Lucy’s bug collection. . . . . . "

". . . . . And that’s when I saw her.  My first Winx Fairy Doll. She had everything. Sparkling wings? (When you say check say it with a little attitude) Check. (Snap fingers) Sassy Fairy attitude? Check. Cool magical friends?  Check. Winx Fairy dolls are feisty and fun

"I have a monkey on my finger. (mischevious grin)  But there’s nothing to worry about (bring hands out with and holds one up)  It’s a Fingerling!  A baby monkey that clings to my fingers wherever I go. . . . . "

If no props are allowed, do not do the hand gestures and simply say the lines with excited vocal levels and a big smile. 

"(Dreamy expression)  I love cupckes!  (shrug)  But I also love living a healthy lifestyle. . . . . . . . . Did you know you can even order a Fifi Cupcke with a theme? . . . . . . "

" . . . . There are no artificial ingredients added. That makes my Mom happy. Plus it tastes great. (delighted grin)  That makes me happy. (tilt head to one side thinking) And so many yummy flavors. . . . . "

" I’ve never liked cereal.   . . . . So I always have toast. My toast never talks to me.  But then my Mom brought home a box of Cheerios. There are so many flavors. Apple Cinnamon, Honey Nut.  . . . ."

"I’m having a terrible day.. . . . . .I need a cookie.  And not just any cookie.  I need a Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chip Cookie. . . . . .One bite and I’m having a wonderful day."

Male version:

" . . . . .  I could use my Metallic Crayola Crayons to make my Transformer shine. Or I could color the T-Rex with one of my Silly  Scents Crayons. (think for a moment) T-Rex, are you a Mummy Tomb or Alien Armpit?) . . . . "

Female version:

" . . . . I could use my Glitter Crayola Crayons to make my Barbie sparkle.(do jazz hands)  Or I could color Spongebob with one of my Scented Crayons. (think for a moment)  Spongebob, are you a Banana yellow or a Lemon yellow? . . . . "  

" . . . . I want Shopkins of course!  Shopkins are super cute, super tiny characters like Posh Pear (say Posh Pear very high society, giving a stylish pose) or Rocking Broc (say Rocking Broc with attitude and do a little guitar strum). . .  "

" . . . .  I did it again. (shrug)  I was racing down the ice ready to score when suddenly some (say loser with attitude) loser tried to cross check me. I won the fight but I did lose another tooth.. . . . .  Miracle Teeth.  For that picture perfect smile.  (Big smile) "

"My Mom is on a health kick. At first it was healthy snacks. Then it was healthy dinners. And now it’s healthy breakfasts. (look horrified) Which means she took away my Fruity Pebbles.  Noooooooo. (Look imploringly at audience)  I need my Fruity Pebbles.  . . . . . . "

"When I’m having a bad day and nothing seems to be going right, there’s only one thing I want to see when I get home from school.  Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. (happy sigh - if you are allowed props, hug box to chest) . . . . . "

"Step inside a world where magic is real.  A world where you can enter a Forbidden Castle (voice becomes filled with delight) and find yourself soaring into the air with Harry Potter and Hermione. . . . . . "

" . . . . . ..  My Mom likes them because they’re made with fresh ingredients. I like them because they taste great. Blue Bunny Mini Swirls. (tilt head) Is it ice cream o’clock yet?"

" . . . . (look excited) Henry Danger is my favorite TV show.   One day a normal boy and the next day a superhero with crazy adventures and evil villains. Just what I need. (Lean forward and change voice as if telling a secret). . . . ."

"I need peanut butter.  I’ve had a horrible day and the only thing that will make it better is  . . . . . (happily)  I love Peter Pan Peanut Butter.  100% nutritious AND 100% delicious. . . . . . . . . . . "

"My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. (big grin) That’s easy. A baseball player like my big brother!  He’s big, strong and he always wears Under Armour t-shirts.  So I wear them too. . . . . . . "

"School life is very stressful.  Math, science and (make a wide-eyed doom filled face as you say full of dread) spelling. Do you know how to spell continent? Me neither. (big smile) But I don’t get stressed anymore.  I wear my Twisty Petz . . . . . "

" . . . . . All my favorite fairy tale characters like Apple White and Blondielocks are there.  And each Ever After High Doll has to choose.  Follow their destiny like a Royal? . . . . . .  "  

"The next Disney Princess?  That would be me.  But until the world discovers me, I better keep practicing . . . . "

" . . . . I am not a morning person. I love to sleep in. But (shrug shoulders) my Mom has figured out how to get me out of bed. All she has to say is "It's Strudel time" and I'm up like the Flash. . . . . . "

" . . . . .It has no sugar and it tastes great.  And it comes in a carton you can recycle.  (tilt head to one side)  I like that.  (shrug shoulders)  I can have a drink and save the world too. . . . . . "

" . . . . I like oreos; I like ice cream.  Put them together, you have Oreo ice cream.  Call it that.  Instead of calling it something like Phish food.  What does that mean?  Is there fish in my ice cream?  (make a yuck sort of face as if you are eating something disgusting) I don’t want any fish in my ice cream.  . . . . "

"I had a bad day.. . . . .  But when I pick up my Captain America shield, all those problems melt away.  (run fingers over it caressingly and with admiration) It may not be made of actual vibranium steel but when I hold it, I feel brave. . . "

"I love Slime. . . . It’s so much fun to dig my fingers in and get messy.  The things I can create are amazing.  You should see my Slime Birthday cake.  It’s a masterpiece! . . . . "

" .. . . . .  Life is filled with stress but whenever my world starts spinning around, I open a box of Fizzers.  (Hold up a box of Fizzers)   One bite (look dreamy and happy)  and your mouth is exploding with flavor.  . . . . ."

"If you’re like me, you’ve seen every Jurassic movie.  My favorite scene is from the first movie when the water starts shaking in the jeep.  It gets really quiet (make voice suspenseful) and all you can hear is thud, thud. (voice loud and excited) Then boom!  T-Rex time. . . . . )

"Cool.  The newest style is purple and pink.  Comfortable.  I feel like I’m walking on clouds. What am I talking about?  My Chaco Sandals of course . . . . . . "

"My Mother says there’s an app for everything these days. (shrug) That may be true but the only app I care about is musical.ly.  musical.ly is the social video app that lets kids like me sing, dance and share 15 second videos with kids all over the world.  It’s so cool. (excitement)  Yesterday, I shared a duet with a kid in Australia . . . . ."

" . . . . After dashing up and down a soccer field, (very dramatically using both hands to gesture)  I need to eat. Snackeez gives me both food and drink all in one.  It keeps my food fresh too so there’s no repeat of the stale Doritos incident.  (Eyes bug out with horror as you make a face) Those chips were TOXIC. . . . . . "  

" . . . . . “How to Speak Dog” showed me what Bailey was saying when he pricked his ears or wagged his tail. And patting his head? (eyes wide) Never doing that again. . . . . "  

" . . . . .  Have you set up a secret identity and picked a theme song?  If you are exhibiting any of these symptoms, you may be suffering from SUPERHEROITIS.  Sadly (shake head sadly)  there is no cure yet but there are ways to control your symptoms. . . . . . "

" . . . . . . My Mother keeps nagging me to try a different cereal.  (Change voice to a Mom voice as you gesture as if holding a cereal box) “Look this one has chocolate.  And strawberries.” (Then put out hand as if pushing it away)  No thanks Mom, I’m sticking with my Charms. They’re classic. (Dreamy voice) Yellow moons, pink hearts, green clovers. (Perky excited voice) I love my charms! . . . . . . "

 " . . . . . . One minute you’re singing a goofy song at a party  . . . . .  and the next thing you know it’s gone viral and you have fans everywhere.  All wanting to touch you or caress your hair. (shudder) . . . . . Just spray a little ( lifts up can and sprays into air)  and fans are content to adore from a distance. . . . . . "

"I'm a dancer and that means I'm always in the spotlight.  I need to look great and that's why (spread arms) Sassy n Sweet Dance Boutique is perfect for me. . . . . . . The only problem?  I want everything! . . . . ."

" . . .  So whether I’m feeling sassy (pose with attitude holding one arm out and one on waist and speak in a diva type of voice) “Don’t I look fabulous?” or sweet  (pose with hands on chest and shy smile) . . . . . Rainbow Looms. Weave your bracelet today!"

" . . . . Phone pics are always great but my Mom uses her Canon Powershot to capture all my adorable moments. . . .. . . . . .. . . . . Capture every single moment of your life with the Canon Powershot.  I mean, do you really want her to miss this? (make an adorable face) . . . . ." 

"My doll is my best friend.  I share all my secrets with her. That’s why I am so excited about American Girl Truly Me Dolls. Truly Me Dolls are created to be just like you. . . . ."  

 " . . . . . . .And my Doll has to be special too . . . . . . . She's sweet, beautiful and wearing ADORABLE boots. . . . . . American Girl Dolls.  When you want a doll who is your best friend."

"I am not a morning person.  I like to sleep in.  So I’m always running a little late.  I usually don’t even have time for breakfast.  That’s why I love Kellogg’s Chocolate Chip Waffles. . . . . . "

" . . . . . Do you know how to build a 7 layer Dr. Seuss cake?  Or how much bacteria really gets on the food you drop on the floor?  I do.  I watch The Food Network and spend my days going on amazing cooking adventures . . . . "

"I like my toys to be like me.  Strong, smart and (look sneaky) a little sneaky.  That's why Transformers are perfect. . . . . . . . .I just can't decided whether my favorite is Megatron:  (hands on hips, change voice) . . . . . . . .  When you want more to your toy than meets your eye."

" . . . . . I was afraid of EVERYTHING until I discovered Giving Keys. At Giving Keys you choose a word which is engraved on a key which you wear. Then, when you’re ready, you give your key to someone else to help them.  The Giving Keys.  Paying it forward in an awesome way. . . . . . " 

"Ever watch Back to the Future?  In the second movie, Michael J. Fox jumps on a hoverboard and zooms around town. (voice filled with excitement)  It’s so awesome!  I’ve wanted a hoverboard ever since but everyone kept saying (change voice and sound boring and pretentious when you say wait for the future) “Wait for the future.” . . . . . ."

"(Look from side to side and then act as if telling a secret) I have a secret to confess.  I am addicted to Universal Studios. I love everything about Universal but my favorite thing (eyes get all dreamy and voice gets breathy) are the rides. . . . . . . "

"Dangerous. (turn to look at audience with a dramatic, James Bond type of look) Mysterious. (break pose and speak straight to audience) I just got my brand new Batman Dawn of Justice Action figure and I’m trying to capture the look.. . . . . . . . " 

"Someday I want to be like Indianna Jones.  I want to go on adventures and save the world.  But Mom won’t let me do that now, so I go on all my adventures on Minecraft. . . . . . " 

" . . . . . My schedule is nonstop and I always like to look my best. (Shrug)  That's why I shop at Rue 21. (Happy, excited voice levels)  Rue 21 has cute, adorable outfits that are always on trend.  (Give a little attitude, roll eyes as you say the next line) . . . . . ."

"I like sports.  Hockey, rugby, soccer, you name it, I play it. But I DON’T like the way I smell afterwards. (Look to one side and put both arms up as if bracing yourself) Whoa! Toxic gas alert!  . . . . . ."

" . . . . Today the trees, tomorrow the world."  

" . . . . Let’s stop the bullying, one kid at a time."  

"I always wanted a horse of my own.  I dreamed of galloping through the woods with my hair flying in the breeze. . . At Habitat for Horses you can adopt a horse, in person or online . . . . "

" . . . . . . Whenever I’m having a terrible day, all I have to do is walk into Starbucks and all my problems disappear.  (take a deep breath) I take a deep breath and everything smells so good. Then My Mom says “Do you want a Mermaid Frappucino?” . . . . . ."

" . . . . Disney Plus.  That’s all my little sister wants to watch.  (Roll eyes and voice should sound annoyed)  Princesses singing.  (Wide incredulous eyes)  Animals singing?  (Say not cool while shaking head a little)  Not cool. . . . . . . . Now that is cool.  (Nodding head with a impressed look and smile)  Disney Plus."      

" . . . . . I want my clothes to say I’m stylish, cool and never boring.  (confident smile).  That’s why I always shop at Hollister. . . . . ."

"I used to dread getting an eye exam. I felt like a failure because I didn’t have (say perfect vision in a snooty voice) “perfect vision”. (Change tone of voice & body position to look happy and excited) But that was before I discovered how cool eyeglasses could be. My eyeglass frames set my mood. . . . . . " 

"I'm a gamer.  I play alot of games but my fave is Fortnight. . . . . . . "

" . . . . I rub a little in my hair and suddenly I’m Mr. Cool. The hold lasts all day from school to soccer practice to Jenny’s birthday party. Where I got a “looking good” (do a cool thumbs up) from the birthday girl. . . . ."

"I’m having one of those days.  My Mom forgot to buy my Honey Nut Cheerios. (Desperate)  I need my O’s! . . . . " 

"I love going to the beach but I do not love the way my hair looks once I get there. (shake head sadly)  Limp, dry hair hanging around my face is not very attractive.. . . .(toss hair with a big smile) And it works with wet or dry hair. . . . . " 

" . . . .It leaves my skin feeling so fresh and clean.  Now I look just as amazing in real life as I do in my selfies. .  . . " 

" . . . . . Is your brand new iphone covered with fingerprints and drool? Then you (point at audience)  may be a candidate for Babysitter’s Anonymous.  At BA we comfort traumatized babysitters who can’t stop singing “Let it Go”. . . . . . . "  

"My Mother just said “Don’t forget your purse.”  Parents.  (smile) They’re so quaint.  No one carries purses anymore.  We carry phones.  And if we need anything else, we use Phone Pockets. . . . . . . "

"Do I feel dreamy today? (dreamy expression, head tilted to one side) Or am I in the mood for something sweeter? (perky, energetic smile) After a busy day of school and activities, I want to be pampered. That’s why I love Lush Bath Bombs. . . . . . "

" . . . . . But I have a secret weapon.. . . . . I use L’Oreal Shampoo and I always have great hair.  Because when you’re having a great hair day, you can face anything! . . . ."

?The song says “When you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you.”  It’s true. I love to smile! (Big smile) And to get my best smile, I always use Max Factor Lipstick. . . . "

"Got stick?  You bet I do. I have a hockey dream stick. (dreamy eyed) She’s a Warrior, QR1 and (emphasize each word on she is beautiful) she is beautiful. Great grip, awesome curve, and (wink or smirk) EXTREMELY flexible. Do I score with her? . . . . . "

"The poets say that your eyes are the windows to your soul. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I know I want everyone to notice my eyes. That’s why I use Revlon Grow Luscious Mascara. My eyelashes look . . . . "

"Life in the digital age.  I’m always being photographed so I have to look perfect . . . . . . La Bella Donna Lipstick.  When perfection is the only option."