Monologues: Comic
In order of age
“The Princess”
Female. Age range: 3-4. Total length: About 1 minute.
Short and spunky, this is the perfect monologue for a brand new little actress.
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“Barefoot Ballerina”
Female. Age range: 3-6. Total length: About 1 minute.
What is a little ballerina to do when her puppy eats her dance shoes?
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"Skitter"
Male. Age range: 3-6. Total length: about 1 minute.
A little boy is surprised to find out that his Mommy is afraid of bugs. Funny and brimming with personality, this unique monologue will help any boy own the stage.
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"Letter to the Tooth Fairy"
Male or Female. Age range: 3-6. Total length: About 1 minute.
A young child offers some advice to the Tooth Fairy. Cute and loaded with personality.
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"Tink"
Female. Age range: 4-7. Total length: About 1 minute.
Do you believe in fairies? Filled with cute moments, sassy personality and a great finish, Tink offers your own little "fairy" a chance to shine on stage.
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"Pet Detective"
Male. Age range: 4-7. Total length: About 1 minute.
A young boy discovers what he wants to be when he grows up. Cute and funny, this is a great showcase for an actor who is comfortable with physical movement and good at facial expressions.
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“How to Stop the Giggles”
Choose male or female. Age range: 4-8. Total length: Approx. 45 seconds to 1 minute.
A young child ponders how to stop giggling.
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“An Orphan’s Life”
Female. Age range: 5-9. Total length: About 1 minute.
Peek inside the life of one of the “other” orphans from Annie as she cleans and dreams of a better life.
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“The Prince”
Male.
An adorable monologue for a spunky young actor to demonstrate his comedic flair and vocal range. The Prince gives young boys a chance to be brave, bold and very noticeable.
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"My Princess Life"
Female. Age range: 7-12. Total length: Approximately 1 & ½ minutes.
"My Princess Life" is the female version of "The Prince". An adorable monologue for a spunky young actress to demonstrate her comedic flair and vocal range. My Princess Life gives young girls a chance to be cute, spunky and very noticeable.
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"Practically Twins"
Female. Age range: 7-12. Total length: Approximately 1 & ½ minutes.
There's a new baby sister in the house. A cute, funny, warm monologues where a big sister pictures what her life will be like now that she has a new baby sister.
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“A Star is Born”
Female. Age range: 5-9. Total length: About 1 minute.
After considering her career options, a young girl decides that being a star is the life for her. Cute, funny and loaded with personality, this monologue says “Hey look at me!”
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"Dinoboy"
Male. Age range: 6-9.
A quiet student by day, a superhero by night. Dinoboy travels back in time, with his trusty sidekick T. Rex Bob, to watch over the dinosaurs and save the world from time traveling bad guys. Very funny monologue that will showcase any young actor who wants to be noticed.
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“YouTube Diva”
Female. Age range: 6-12. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
In this monologue a girl decides that becoming a YouTube star is the perfect path to fame. This hip, funny monologue gives will catch the eye of every director and give a young actress a chance to demonstrate a wide range of acting abilities.
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“A Diva’s Life”
Female. Age range: 6-12. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
The perfect monologue for the girl who wants to be noticed. Very funny with a chance to demonstrate a wide range of acting abilities.
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“Fairy Tale Tomboy”
Female. Age range: 6-12. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
Getting married and living “happily ever after” is not for this Fairy Tale Princess. Spunky and perky, this monologue gives a young actress the opportunity to stand out from the crowd and be noticed.
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"Man of the House"
Male. Age range: 7-12. Total length: About 1 minute.
Man of the House? Does that mean shaving? Driving? A young boy tries to imagine what his life is going to be like as the Man of the house. This monologue is a great showcase for a boy with lots of personality and great facial expressions.
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"The Last Adventurer"
Male. Age range: 8-12. Total Length: Approx. 1 minute.
Someone has to have adventures. In this monologue a boy decides that he will gladly take on that role. Perfect for a boy comfortable with strong facial expressions and physical movement.
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"Divatude"
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: 1 & ½ minutes.
Is your young actress a bit of a diva? Can she dazzle with a bit of a "tude"? Divatude is another monologue that showcases that sassy, in your face attitude that shows casting directors that you have comedic flair and an attitude that goes on for days.
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"Just Call Me Charlie Brown"
Male. Age range: 8-12. Total length: About 1 & ½ minutes.
A young boy is having a very bad day.
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"Rockstar"
Male and Female Versions. Age range: 8-12. Total length: About 1 minute.
Is your child dramatic and outgoing? Full of confidence? If so, this is the monologue for you. Funny, funky and in your face, Rockstar is a monologue for a confident actor or actress who is ready to take over the stage.
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"Little Red"
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
It's not easy being Little Red Riding Hood. Sassy, spunky and full of charm, this monologue is perfect for a confident actress who enjoys playing character roles.
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"Boy Power"
Male. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approximately 1 and ½ minutes.
What is a boy to do when he's surrounded by girls? 3 sisters, 4 aunts, 12 cousins, a mother and two grandmothers. If you're the only boy in the family you have to adopt drastic measures. Dynamic and funny, this monologue allows a young actor to pop with personality on stage.
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“Goldie”
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: About 1 minute.
Goldilocks? A criminal? All she did was close her eyes for a moment. In this cute monologue offering emotions ranging from angry to sweet, Goldilocks attempts to explain what happened the day she visited the Three Bears.
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“Vacation”
Male. Age range: 8-12. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
Non-stop comedy reigns as a school child describes an "interesting" summer vacation. Dramatic and sassy, this monologue is loaded with personality.
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"Maid for a Day"
Female. Age range: 8-14.
Laundry? Washing dishes by hand? Cleaning her brother's room? When a young girl is assigned a list of chores for going over her cell phone limits, hilarity ensures. This monologue is fast, sassy and filled with physical movement.
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“Elfspeak”
Male or Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
A sassy, spunky elf describes their life in this comedic monologue.
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“Bus Stop”
Male or Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
While waiting for a bus, a school child meets some “crazy” characters. Spunky and very funny, this monologue lets an actor use their face and body to shine in an audition.
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"Living With The Pet Whisperer"
Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: 1 and ½ minutes.
What's a wannabe cheerleader supposed to do when there is a horse in the kitchen, a goat in her closet and a monkey in the car seat? Living with her Mother, the Pet Whisperer is not easy and there's a very good reason she was late to cheerleading tryouts. Funny and loaded with personality, this monologue will help your child stand out and sparkle on stage.
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"How I Saved The World"
Male. Age range: 8-14. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
What if you were suddenly "The One" needed to save the world? A funny, fast-paced monologue that offers a variety of voice levels and physical movements to emphasize your child's abilities.
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"Dancing Diva"
Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
A Diva's life is never easy. Especially when you are a Dancing Diva. This monologue offers an actress a chance to show spunk and attitude as she describes her life as a dancing diva. Dance skills are a plus but not necessary to perform this monologue. Fun, sassy and brimming with attitude.
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“Acting Class Lessons”
Male or female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: About 2 ½ - 3 minutes.
A student describes the joys of taking acting lessons, with character demonstrations and emotional choices that range from ecstatically happy to heartbroken.
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"Sisters"
Female. Age range: 9-14. Total length: About 1 minute.
What can a girl do when she has a perfect sister? This monologue offers a wide range of character voices and emotions as the little sister of last year's winner tries to perform in a local talent show.
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"Road Trip" and "Field Trip"
Male. Age range: 9-12. Total length: approx. 1 ½ minutes for each.
Non-stop comedy reigns when everything goes wrong on a disastrous trip. Whether on the road with the family or going on a school field trip, these monologues give a young actor to go into full out comedic mode as he describes his horrible trip.
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"Vote For Me"
Female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: About 1 minute.
There is clearly only one choice for Class President. Sassy and full of attitude, this monologue will give a confident actress a chance to display her diva skills to the utmost.
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"Opening Night"
Female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: About 1 minute.
After auditioning over and over, a girl finally lands a role and faces her first Opening Night. This unique monologue includes tiny snippets of famous roles, offering a young actress a chance to display a wide range of talent. Perky and full of emotion, "Opening Night" gives an actress a chance to sparkle on stage.
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"Perfect Birthday"
Female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: About 1 ½ minutes.
It's not easy to plan the perfect birthday party. This delightful monologue is a comedy showcase that allows a confident actress to demonstrate a wide range of comedic skills.
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“Package Delivery”
Male or Female. Age range: 10-16. Total length: About 2 minutes.
Delivering has never been this complicated as a frustrated UPS worker tries to deliver a package.
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"Blogger"
Female. Age range: 10-16. Total length: About 1½ minutes.
This monologue, about a girl who decides to start a video blog, gives an actress a chance to show a wide range of voice levels and facial expressions. Perfect for a drama diva who wants the chance to stand out from the crowd.
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"Tweet Me"
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: approx. 2 minutes.
What happens when a girl obsessed with twitter loses her tweeting privileges? It's a full scale disaster. Hip, funny and full of pop culture references, this monologue will help your young actress stand out in a crowd.
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"Kids For Sale" 
Male. Age range: 12-16. Total length: approx. 2 minutes.
Babysitting your little brother and little sister can't be that hard can it?
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"Shall We Dance"
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: 1 ½ minutes.
A young girl experiences her first ballroom dancing class.
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"Smitten"
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: 1 ½ minutes.
What happens when a carefree, popular student falls for a "geekazoid"? Heartwarming and funny, "Smitten" turns one girl's life upside down.
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"Melisande"
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: 1 ½ minutes.
What happens when a Siren, a mythical being who has the power to lure humans with the sound of her voice, finds out about American Idol? This monologue is perfect for a strong actress who can own the stage.
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"The Secret Life of a Teenage Spy"
Male. Age range: 12-16. Total length: About 1 ½ minutes.
The glamorous life of a spy? Hah! This hilarious monologue will get your son noticed! Perfect for a boy who loves to move and use his body.
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“The World's Greatest Spokesperson ”
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: About 1 ½ - 2 minutes.
A disastrous interview leads to hilarious results as a teenager describes her humiliating adventures.
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